if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me
How do people end up in relationship after relationship after relationship and I can’t find a single person to even find me remotely interesting for a solid ten seconds?